from someone else's website:
oh yeah- before i forget- something i learned/remembered/realized/concluded this weekend. get the damn wax out your ears and listen up here kiddies- and let me tell u something very important. the most underrated, yet indispensible part of a TRUE PLAYA's repertoire is the............. wing man. a high quality wing man is perhaps the single most overlooked aspect of the playa'z game. i feel that the success rate of a playa's game is directly proprtional to the quality of his wing man. every batman needs a robin. without "the other guy from Wham!" there would never have been a george michael. for every will smith there is a dj jazzy jeff.
you need someone to do ur dirty work. someone to cart away the fugly friends and occupy them for hours on end. someone to give u money when u run out so that u dont look like a fool when u go up to buy drinks at the bar. someone to warn you when they see an ex-girlfriend, or even worse- a current girlfriend at the club. someone who will reinforce or back up or explain or correct your slipups when u try to lie. someone who you trust. someone whose name you can use when u lie about your name. someone to carry around an extra (fill in the blank with whatever might apply) whenever you forgot yours. someone who will give you his nice shirt when u vomit all over yours. someone who will drive you home after you get completely trashed. someone whose phone number you can use when its time to exchange numbers at the end of the night.
friends romans countrymen lend me ur ears. cuz a wing man is the single most essential part of a playa's game. go find urself a good wing man and ur success rate in the pimpin game will probably increase by at least 500%. words of wisdom. holler.